This has been around, in my head, all week, after the several sakumoto moments they gave us, but with no defined style or plot. Today I got the right end for it, me thinks.

No title, really... Phone Conversation, if you want ;)
Length: around 450 words
Pair: sakumoto
Rating: G maybe PG

It is a phone conversation. Hope it is clear who is talking each time.


Hey,
Hey,
How are you?
Fine. You?
Okay, but I would be way better if my boyfriend could stop trying to do everything in his power to get us discovered
Hm? Why do you say that? I didn't do anything.
Oh, let's see... a very purple tie, last Monday in News Zero? On Tuesday a jweb entry mentioning our meeting while you were filming?
That was a very NICE purple tie, Macchan. And I didn't say anything indiscreet about our meeting.
But you are creating a pattern Sho! You can't do that. They are really clever!
Who's they? The Jimusho? Nah!
No, no the Jimusho! Although, you know, they probably have one person tied to a desk searching the Internet for any unproper info... No, I meant the fans.
The fans? Nah. They'll be glad we offer some kind of fan service.
We don't do fan service, Sho.
But we could... Everybody in Arashi can do fan service!
Yes, in theory that is true. But Sakurai Sho and Matsumoto Jun DON'T do fan service! Period. It looks unnatural.
Oh, it felt pretty much natural to me, last night.
That wasn't fan service.
No, *silly laughs*, you're right but fan service could be a good practice for that.
Stop it, Sho. You know it won't work. We get stiff and it looks weird and at the end they are going to notice.
They will be esctatic that we finally touch in public.
I don't need to touch you in public, Sho. *sigh* Just in private, okay?
*Silence.*
Sho?
Yes? Okay, right, you're right... I am sorry I got so light-headed this week... But it was our anniversary. I was happy. Suddenly I felt the urge to tell everybody that I found the love of my life...
Eh?! *almost dropping the phone*
Nothing.
What have you just said?
I've just apologized and I will also promise that I'll do my best to not do it again. I... I'll be a good boy.
You know perfectly well I didn't mean that... I heard what you said...
Don't know what are you talking about.
You don't...
*ring of a bell and a door opening*
Where are you? I thought you'll come back home soon. I am in my way back from filming.
Yes, yes, don't worry this won't take too much. Wait a sec. *to somebody else* Yes, I come to pick up a bearded dragon. I got a call this morning about it.
Eh? Bearded Dragon? Matsujun?!
*ignoring Sho* Yes, I was explained everything about its food and how to take care of it.
Macchan! I don't want a bearded dragon at home! Matsujun!
Yes, it's gonna be really loved, don't worry...
*Call ended.*


author's note: For the first time google translator actually helped me. I figure out the name of de animal in yesterday's shiyagare: フトアゴヒゲトカゲ (bearded dragon). No iguana, Sho! (I thought it pretty much looked like an iguana to me...)
Thanks to cypros for offering her opinion about this ;)